LOOK AT HIS HAIR MY GOODNESS !! somebody stop him immediately p l e a s e
orphan black season one + emojis
This Twitter is the best.
A SWALLOW? CARRYING A COCONUT?!
Ah, but what is his airspeed velocity?
African or European?
It’s not a matter of where it grips it! A 5 ounce bird CANNOT carry a 1-lbs coconut!
what is your favorite color!
im so confused
This post completes my life’s work.
My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.”
Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.
*crushes mouse while hitting reblog button*
*SMASHES BUTTONS LIKE IT WILL SAVE A LIFE*
The remarkably adorable Emily Bett Rickards.
I’m pretty sure Hiccup is the Steve Irwin of dragons
Hiccup: whoaaa, see that dragon there? That’s a skrill! One of the most deadly dragons, they say one shock is enough to kill you…
Hiccup: I’m gonna touch it
THE ROAD SO FAR
FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING POST.
I laughed WAY harder than I should have! I am pee.
WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN’S BOOK WAS THAT?
How do Time Lords even get married or deal with marital problems like
"It’s like I don’t even know who you are anymore! You… You’ve changed, Harold"
"WELL NO BLODDY FUCKING SHIT I GOT HIT BY A BUS SHARON!"
And what if you and your spouse both regenerated while you weren’t around each other?
"Who the fuck are you? This isn’t your house?"
"I fucking live here."
Also I love how sharon and harold are just obviosuly gallifreyan names.
Wet Yourself! At The Party